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The one in central il has like 5 or 6 poker tables but I've only seen 5 tables ever go at once.. it's mostly 3 on weekends. But I tried my debit card again so my bank would call me. I get a bot, press 1 to confirm that was me. Call ends, money never went through. Trying again and the bank hasn't called me back yet so I can't talk to a real person
Ok I have to physically go to the bank for them to lift my restrictions, the lady can't do that over the phone. So I should be able to start playing tomorrow

Damn that's like no people lol. The tracks I go to usually have like 20-30 tables running, Hard rock has like over a hundred easy.

 

glhf at bank

Went to the bank, he approved billing from China since he can't permanently approve it forever so I have until wednesday. I'll probably try to deposit it right before I go to work just in case it takes a few hours to kick in
GUESS WHO'S READY TO PLAY ONLINE POKER BITCHES. Deposited $150 so I don't have to call up the bank every week. Gonna be playing like $3 tourneys or $0.10/0.20 cash games or do you think those cash games are still kinda big? Edit: played a $5 turbo. What a joke. Play like 1 pot, get bullied in it. Blinds went up like every round, didn't get any cards then run my 7bb in 9s when I have 8s. Yeah.. sure I did

Hahahaha

 

Welcome to the game bruh. Don't play limits too high, and stick to $5max on your tourney entries until you build a little more. Cash games I never play online so idk can't help there

If you want, I think it could be fun to both play in the same tourney. We should 2 table it (since 1 table at a time is boring unless you're in the money) and could spectate each other's tables
A $150 bankroll should not play anything higher than $1-2 MTTs, unless you don't care about busting your roll.
I don't have time for tourneys really, not during the week anyway. Can't they easily last 3-4hrs depending how many people register? Llama I know you said you put like 12 in one time. I have more than a $150 bankroll. As long as this lasts me this month I'll be fine. I can just call the bank back up so they let me deposit more. Buuut the key is not losing tourneys ;) also I'm staying away from turbos. The blinds went up like every orbit. That's way too fast

Should have clarified $5 max on SnG and $3 on MTT imo. And yea dude, 3-4 hours is slower than average. I'd expect to play closer to 6-8 if you plan on taking down a 200+ entry tourney.

 

Also yo, turbos are sick, cmon man

Looks like I'll be playing mostly cash games then. And the turbo I played was only 9 players, I'm sure the bigger ones are more fun
I can't play single table SnGs that *aren't* turbo...
.10/.25. Guy makes it .75, I make it 2.25. Get 3 callers. KJ10. I have AQ. $9 pot, I make it $6. I was thinking about slow playing but SOMEONE has to have a piece of this don't they? Should I have slow played it? Also, since we can't see usernames on bovada, do the notes still stay with the account? Like let's say I make a note on someone, they leave and a month from now they join back in, will the note still be there? It would be kind of pointless to have notes only for that one session unless it's a tourney
I don't think the note stays and your play was fine. No reason to slow play, especially since you 3bet preflop and that many people are in there. You want that pot as big as possible, betting is good
Playing 2 tables of .10/.25. My left table we both flop sets, get it all in on river. I got him beat. My right table I flop set of 6s. Bet flop, check turn, everyone also checks which sucks. Bet pot on river. Guy calls, rivered set of jacks. Oh jeez. Keep running 9s into 10s, or jacks into queens. Anything one directly higher than the pocket pair I have haha. Started with $150, up to $217. Made some lose calls and plays that cost me a bit but up almost $70 for a few hours a day isn't bad for .10/.25

 

story of my life

I think I've gotten 72 like once this whole time I've played so far. And I got some screen shots.. I didn't get paid off with my quads like you did. Also I'm up almost $100 from my $150. It's funny how nitty people are playing .10/.25 than 1/2 live.. can't ever get anyone to fold playing live casino
I get into some crazy situations, but I multi table all the time so I'm playing so many hands. On the bubble in the 10k guaranteed. 1349 entrants, 181 left (top 180 pay). I'm in 27th place with about double the average stack. Let's go deep runnnnn

15th in chips out of 130 left let's goooooo

 

99 left

38 left

24 left

got 20th rip
What'd that pay and what was the buy in
paid$50 something, was $10 buy in
50? Shouldn't that have paid a few hundred?

Do some math and tell me how that would make sense lol

180 places pay

If I got $300 for 20th, then at least a few people before and after me would get that much if pay didn't jump. That's like $2,000 of the prize pool going to 15th-21st or so. The prize pool is only $13,500. At the rate you're suggesting, all the money would be taken up from 25th to like 5th. What would everyone else get?  How much would you want first place to get?

Well for one I thought usually tourneys only pay top 10 percent so 50 people shouldn't have gotten paid. I just feel like 50 is too low. It's not even worth grinding hours to make $40

Even if it was top 10% you'd prob still think it was too low. You gotta get used to the structures if you're gonna play tourneys lol. I agree it can seem unfulfilling, but that's why you just gotta win ;)

 

This guy ended up having A-9. The god spot?


 

My heart...(I folded 99 pre)


I guess I'm not used to the tourney pay out structure. Had a pretty shitty night. Ran bad and made bad calls like usual. It's hard to put your opponent on garbage made hands but welcome to online poker

 

That run out...

http://i65.tinypic.com/2r3xbvk.png

short stacked, all in preflop. thats a nice drawing dead

http://i65.tinypic.com/24vsadx.png

flop the nuts and people raising and betting into me. awesome right? turn was an ace, river was a 2(or vice versa cant remember). somehow the guy didnt have either one of those

http://i64.tinypic.com/xp7kt0.png

with how the hand played out.. really thought this guy had a king. put him all in, he folds.

http://i68.tinypic.com/288aw5g.png

Flop two pair... then the glorious turn with a nice big turn bet

 

 

had another where i have KK. flop was 65A. guy donks, i call cause he has less than $2 left. guy shoves all in, guy calls and i fold. 65ax6. guy flips over AQ, other guy 65. RIP KK

http://i67.tinypic.com/5l1h04.png

yeah fuck off. he said 'good fold. had A'. yeah no shit.

unlucky run out on that 22 lol

It seems like you're an emotional player and one piece of advice I have is to figure out how to change your mindset to narrow the range of situations that you consider "bullshit" or worth reacting to. I know we're just fucking around in here, but the J9 for example, is a super standard just run of the mill scenario. But you screencapped it prob cuz you felt like poker gods wanted you to lose. I could be totally off base here lol, just don't fall into the trap of "If I'm ahead on the flop I deserve to never lose"

It's mainly that I don't trust online that much to be honest. So much crazy shit happens all the time that never happens in live poker. But I gotta learn to deal with it

I feel you, not that I necessarily agree, just understand your view

pre-flop all in btw

 

You had a9? And that's sick as fuck. Also, why did I have to put so much money in to the house renovating it? I could've had like 9k in my savings to play poker with :(

Yea I had A9, super low stack as you can see by what everyone else has. Check this big blind special I just got. Player 8 ended up putting me all in on the turn when a Q hit (he had A-Q)