The Official Girl Help/Issue/Talk Thread 2: Re-Entry

Hear of this app called bumble. Download it. Meet girl. Hang out. Was pretty good time. Learn her last name. Facebook her. Find out she has four year old child. 

Hear of this app called bumble. Download it. Meet girl. Hang out. Was pretty good time. Learn her last name. Facebook her. Find out she has four year old child. 

that's the problem with dating in your twenties. trying to find other people that have no kids. 

currently talking to a gorgeous colombian mamacita, so my libido is gonna be satisfied for a while. my boy smuttny knows what im talkin' about.

 

man.... once i started dated my puerto rican girlfriend I'll never be able to go back to lighter skinned folk. She's got perfect silky mocha latte skin. She's five foot nothing with a fat ass and D tits :O
not a problem when you live in europe...
I will never know why I love breasts so much, but luckily my girlfriend doesn't mind the attention.

I will never know why I love breasts so much, but luckily my girlfriend doesn't mind the attention.

Same here.  Tits are priority level Alpha for me when it comes to a girl.

Hear of this app called bumble. Download it. Meet girl. Hang out. Was pretty good time. Learn her last name. Facebook her. Find out she has four year old child. 

 

HEY! :p lol It's kind of funny though. My boyriend didn't know I had a kid until I had to cancel on him because Connor was sick. M'fuckers never read bio's. It would have been a deal breaker if he hadn't fallen for me already. O:)

I should have gone into more detail. I found out from facebook that she had a child after our date. She's 28 btw and I'm just shy of 23. If she would have been upfront about it I would not have minded but I felt like she was hiding it from me (my logic was that it's not an app for developing friendships and one needs to spill those beans ASAP). When I asked her about it, she denied it and I obviously knew she was lying. The next morning she admitted the truth and I told her it's best we probably don't hang out in the future. 

All in all it's fine because she seemed to have some self-esteem issues and was constantly putting herself down. Something I can't stand to listen to.

Hear of this app called bumble. Download it. Meet girl. Hang out. Was pretty good time. Learn her last name. Facebook her. Find out she has four year old child. 

 

HEY! :p lol It's kind of funny though. My boyriend didn't know I had a kid until I had to cancel on him because Connor was sick. M'fuckers never read bio's. It would have been a deal breaker if he hadn't fallen for me already. O:)

! Your still together? You still in europe? thats where the story last left off

currently talking to a gorgeous colombian mamacita, so my libido is gonna be satisfied for a while. my boy smuttny knows what im talkin' about.

 

fortunately that ended quickly. to say the least, we just didn't see eye to eye on certain things and realized our chemistry wasn't meant for each other's. luckily, shortly after, another gal (who is also colombian coincidentally) that my ex introduced me too, hit me up through private message on Instagram. i didn't even intend on hooking up with her, i just dug her vibe. we ended up hitting it off and we've been enjoying the friends w/ benefits life. to sort of connect to ian, she has two kids. she talks about them, shows me pictures, but i haven't brought up wanting to meet them yet because our friendship is very easy going and i don't want to come off too strong. it doesn't really turn me off that she's a mother, but i also realize if i were to get serious with her (not saying that'll happen), i'd need to appreciate the gravity of the situation with her kids and that they aren't going anywhere anytime soon. 

kinda buzzed, and i did not intend on typing that much, butt fuck it.

man.... once i started dated my puerto rican girlfriend I'll never be able to go back to lighter skinned folk. She's got perfect silky mocha latte skin. She's five foot nothing with a fat ass and D tits :O

i'm in the same boat, man. being from orlando and going to one of the most culturally diverse high schools in florida, i'm spoiled lol. also, being the only white guy at a joel y randy or jay alvarez concert was sick. going to those two shows were two of the best nights of my life 

Still together ~10 months strong now, I think I updated in WOYM thread. I spent the summer in Europe and now I'm back in Texas to finish my bachelors. He's trying to get a contract in Texas and hopefully closing the distance gap ASAP. I plan to go back in winter/summer (winter with Connor).

Pretty serious. I don't know how it's been almost A YEAR, just realized that.

I should have gone into more detail. I found out from facebook that she had a child after our date. She's 28 btw and I'm just shy of 23. If she would have been upfront about it I would not have minded but I felt like she was hiding it from me (my logic was that it's not an app for developing friendships and one needs to spill those beans ASAP). When I asked her about it, she denied it and I obviously knew she was lying. The next morning she admitted the truth and I told her it's best we probably don't hang out in the future. 

All in all it's fine because she seemed to have some self-esteem issues and was constantly putting herself down. Something I can't stand to listen to.

That is weird to deny your child when at least confronted about it. I never openly talked about my kid on Tinder (one mention of me being a mom, no pics of him, etc.) since I wasn't expecting to get anything out of it. But when I had to talk about it I would. Strange girl, it's good you figured out those things first. :)

Sex is difficult with my gf. We've tried doggy many times but it hurts her and she can't arch her back for shit. We tried the spooning sex position earlier today (not sure of the name) and it was the best sex we've had so far. It's the first time she's actually felt real pleasure from sex and not 50/50 pain and pleasure. I could just pound her out without her whimpering and it was very good for me too. I think it's because it's the way my dick bends. It's straight but turns upwards. Are there any other positions we can try that are similar? Cowgirl and any riding is a no go since it hurts her too much. Any suggestions?

What about on her stomach (flat) doggy? She shouldn't feel as much in that position-- the side spooning (front and back) like you described are similar in feeling. 

 

We quickly tried that a few weeks ago to no avail but we'll def try it again. That's one of my favorite positions too so I'm hoping she can enjoy it. She is just so inexperienced with having sex I have to teach her everything.  
Well at least you're getting it in finally. I honestly didn't enjoy doggy for a few years (and still not a huge fan with cowgirl) because of the sensation, enjoy breaking her in. ;)

Guess who's not getting it in? 

Has two thymes and rhymes with riff

Tarzaniff?
Ayy fucked my gf in the same position, first time time I ever came when wearing a condom. We had to hold the moan since we weren't alone in the house which made it a lot more hotter. Nutted in like 4min
*black thumbs up emoji*

I need to know, from a girl's perspective (maybe you've talked about it after with your gf's).... if a guy cums in your ass what is the "after affects"? Do they have to push it out in the bathroom with a bowel movement? Does it drizzle out like a vagina? Does it drizzle for hours? Issues/complications?

 

Porn doesn't really show this and I can't tell from what I'm googling if it's real people replying or just freaks with fantasies.

 

Girl this isn't Yahoo Answers.

I've answered this before. It can take awhile to get it all out. When I was messing around with guys I had one cum in my ass. Cause I was completely clean inside, so I had no way of pushing it all out. Basically just sit on the toilet for a while to get most of it out. Just had to eat something and have an actual shit to get the rest out.

 

 

Girl this isn't Yahoo Answers.

 

Like I said, Google wasn't helping much. I know there's some ass freaks in here that I trust over random answers on the internet.

 

Thanks Sky, sounds horribly disgusting but now I know. :p

Can't you guys get STDs from unprotected anal?

Can't you guys get STDs from unprotected anal?

 

It'll raise your risk if someone has an STD, of course. We're monogamous and tested.

Word.  You can always use a spoon.  Or an enema?
let's find out together 
Guess you could say I'm in a "long distance" relationship now. Spent 9 months together but she is moving into her dorm at VCU on Friday and today was the last day I'll see her for a while because I'm starting school as well. Only 30min away but we really won't have much time to see each other.  Hopefully I'll be able to move to Richmond after 2 years and she can move in with me while finishing her school time. Then we can move to wherever her graduate school is because I can get a job anywhere being an EMT.  Had some dirty sex and plenty of cuddling our last night together as a send off.  Going to try and see her a few times a month so we aren't completely apart. 
punk i ride 30 some minutes to work everyday and almost an hour to school youre damn right youre going to make that ez time to get into that azn prime

I drive longer to get to campus during the school year. That's not long distance, that sounds like normal commute time to me. :p
 

 

College does drastically change people though.
What's that have to do with it though?