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Damn, I barely come to this site anymore. The layout just puts me off. OT: My brother is getting on my nerves, he's in his early twenties and still acts fucking childish. Doesn't have a job but still stays out late smoking weed all the time and acting like he's still a teen. If there's one thing I can't stand its people who think they can just borrow money from people with no intention of repaying and think they can coast through life.

If you weren't deemed at-fault, it shouldn't go up. Unless you have a really shitty company.

they still haven't decided but I think since I was taking a left turn they'll say it was me (even though I think them speeding was the reason and should be 50/50). I've also got two speeding tickets the last 6 months. If it doesnt go up at all I would be pretty surprised. 

Thinking I caught this year's strain of norovirus, day 3 of shitting straight water. At least I can actually fart without having to sit on the toilet when I do so in fear of shitting myself accidentally.

Stomach is gettin stronger even though I puked this morning around 4 AM, only 3 times which is a hell of a lot better than the 10 hour period I had Monday morning of frequent trips to the bathroom and puking in spurts.

Struggled to put down a banana and a piece of toast this morning but that's cuz I woke up on an empty ass stomach from throwin up the Wendy's I had last night (I know, awful fucking decision but I needed something yummy and said fuck it anyways) but I took my Gravol and some other shit I got for puking and cramps so hopefully today is the last day I'm dealing with this stomach nonsense. Couldn't care less about the diarrhea, just wanna be able to eat some real food.

I haven't seen a doctor since I haven't felt strong enough to leave the house but I did do some research and the norovirus is what makes the most sense. Note to self, never eat breakfast at a random deli in NYC ever again.

Damn, stay strong plat

Thinking I caught this year's strain of norovirus, day 3 of shitting straight water. At least I can actually fart without having to sit on the toilet when I do so in fear of shitting myself accidentally.

Stomach is gettin stronger even though I puked this morning around 4 AM, only 3 times which is a hell of a lot better than the 10 hour period I had Monday morning of frequent trips to the bathroom and puking in spurts.

Struggled to put down a banana and a piece of toast this morning but that's cuz I woke up on an empty ass stomach from throwin up the Wendy's I had last night (I know, awful fucking decision but I needed something yummy and said fuck it anyways) but I took my Gravol and some other shit I got for puking and cramps so hopefully today is the last day I'm dealing with this stomach nonsense. Couldn't care less about the diarrhea, just wanna be able to eat some real food.

I haven't seen a doctor since I haven't felt strong enough to leave the house but I did do some research and the norovirus is what makes the most sense. Note to self, never eat breakfast at a random deli in NYC ever again.

lel, what do you mean by shitting water?

when ya poop ain't solid

I'm literally shitting water along with a runny mashed potato like substance for actual poop with the color of dehydrated urine. That's honestly not even the worst part either.

I don't know if I mentioned it before, but I did happen to have a lapse of thinking Monday morning around 6 AM cuz I was physically drained from puking so much that I thought it would be okay to let off a fart.

Nope, shit myself. As soon as I let a little gas out it was a wrap and I immediately regretted that decision. When I realized what happened I clenched my anus, cupped my ass with my hand, and hauled ass to the bathroom to shower. What sucked the most about that was I had the cold sweats at that point in time so I didn't even enjoy the shower, also puked while I was in there.

I'm just glad what I read about this shit said 1-2 days of severe symptoms and I got that out the way day 1 of this bullshit. Should be better by tomorrow/Friday.

Damn dude you sound deathly ill, feel better and keep us updated
holy shit lahey that video was hysterical
Chivalry Medieval Warfare is fucking awesome

First time being sick this entire season, I usually catch something terrible cuz I have a pretty good immune system so when I do get sick I get fuckin sick. I'll be ight.

I'm able to fart freely now as long as I don't push and they're starting to smell again which is healthy(?) compared to the odorless diarrhea so I'm definitely gettin better.

For w.e. reason the Pedialyte my mom got doesn't sit well with me so I told her to get some Gatorade and this shit is goin down smoothly. I quit smoking weed Sunday right before all this happened but I might cave in today just help alleviate my abdominal pain.

As fucked as this sounds, cigs are honestly holding it down right now. It's not food, but it curbs my appetitie and doesn't upset my stomach. I'm not chainsmoking either, just been having my neighbor cut me half a cig when he smokes so I've smoked a total of one cig today. Did the same thing yesterday. I wouldn't have puked this morning if I listened to my pops about not gettin Wendy's but after just eatin crackers, bread, and drinking some whack ass fluids I needed some flavor in my life.

Worth it since I only puked three times this morning and passed right afterwards compared to what happened Monday.

My mom swore I was drunk Monday morning until she realized how coherent I was while I was puking lmfao.

 

Pedialyte always fucked up my kid worse (not to mention it tastes like shit). I would give him the g2 gatorade instead since it was supposed to be better (doctor said).
It's way too sweet for me, I can hold it down but it doesn't sit well at all. I'm just drinking regular Gatorade. Merking saltines as I type this since my mom got real saltines not Club/Ritz crackers that are too salty/heavy for me to handle. Feeling tons better, might not even have to smoke tonight to feel better.
when you get a prank call  and wish you were sharper in the moment to play em back
what did the pranksters say?
Was a girl who dropped a name I could not recognize and asking to go over. What's getting me is not knowing who commissioned the call and who was around. If it was the girl I'm with, wish I had played the fuck out of it. We used to prank so damn much back in high school, I used to beg the universe to send some my way to have a good laugh. Fucking choked dog
Hmmmmmmmmm two more days I literally can not wait to see Fast Seven. Especially the fight between Michelle and Ronda. 

Only second day of year that could work in a t-shirt. 

Already sun-tanned. 

Also, it's bedtime but needa finish this Popsicle first 
r u enjoying hardline
Did she ask about your refrigerator and if it's running?
Just filled my sink with what I had for dinner tonight. Awesome.
an homage to Platano 

Better sack the fuck up if you caught what I caught Dante. Smoke weed to be honest, alleviates the nausea and abdominal pain lovely.

Someone mentioned Chivalry Medieval Warfare and I just found this video again. The commentary is fucking gold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcJ34PE-kh0

HOW WAS THERE ANY FOOD LEFT TO VOMIT?! Fucking clogged my sink the first time, very glad I snagged a trash bin as a precaution.

r u enjoying hardline

have only been able to play for a hour or so, been working 13-14 hour days so not really in the mood to game when I get home. 

So far seems to be much faster paced than bf4 with I think more recoil. However that could be just the gun I'm using. Haven't unlocked any others yet. 

I do appreciate how colorful and bright it is tho. 

Trevor Mack is like the gotzues of my facebook feed
Why is there no search feature on the forums now? 
your avatar is tight gage
Thanks man. I actually have that picture on the sleeves of my hoodie right now.
Eating some of these Doritos jacked 3d chips with my lunch. Jalapeño pepper jack. No bad at all. 

my phone interview went well

one question i've never heard before though. it was "describe an experience where you went into a situation with no experience and how did it turn out?" 

im like wat, i don't go into situations without experience 

my phone interview went well

one question i've never heard before though. it was "describe an experience where you went into a situation with no experience and how did it turn out?" 

im like wat, i don't go into situations without experience 



there's a first time for everything.

Sitting in a new psychiatrist office in hopes of getting Xanax filled correctly and not getting a good feeling from this place. They made me pay $95 (out of pocket) to take some multiple choice assessment on an iPad. As if 9-15yrs of medical paperwork and diagnosis isn't enough or correct, like wtf. I know what's wrong with me and I know what I'm diagnosed with. 

I don't know if I'm just a sly asshole but because of this I made sure to no/never on all the choices that didn't relate to my anxiety because I don't want some bullshit computer assessment to give me a new diagnosis.