Happy Birthday, Windex!

can't believe that you're only 23.
hbd dood
happy birthday m8!
Happy birthday hopefully you've had a good day so far! 
u da man windex, happy bday
happy happy bday bby

can't believe that you're only 23.

I can.

Thanks fellas! It was unfortunate that it  was a Monday  so all of the celebrating will be this weekend. I will be consuming endless amounts of bottom shelf whiskey and fervently mashing my flaccid penis into my girlfriends swamp.

can't believe that you're only 23.

I can.

Put a cork in it, grandpa!

I can't believe I'm older and can't grow even half as great of a beard. ;_;
it's ez dude just get different genetics
Happy birthday!!!
hbd fellow march baby