NBA Discussion Thread

Tryna figure out the most gruesome way to kill myself after last night's performance from my squad. I can't fuckin stand the Cavs and Warriors yo.
Do I dare ask why you don't like the Warriors? Or is it just because my team can actually put a ball through a hole, and your jealous?
Matthew dellavedova is known to be THE most hung guy in the NBA, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Chicago's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Matthew barely able to force it past the knob, and Chicago moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Matthews throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..

i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
What the actual fuck?

i'm extremely sad about bill simmons leaving ESPN just because grantland is by far my favorite sports website 

i also don't understand how anyone can hate the warriors, they just don't have many dislikable players 

Grantland is phenomenal.

 

Curry's 8/11 on 3-pointers tonight.
that 80 footer tho yes
Clippers are butt.

Clippers are butt.

srsly. fuck the rockets. What a lame ending to that series.

Clippers are butt.

srsly. fuck the rockets. What a lame ending to that series.

A team coming back from a 3-1 deficit is a lame ending? Ok.
I hate Harden and Howard. They could end world hunger and I'd still be upset.

Harden did his job tonight. Rest of the Rockets... not so much. That last play was something though.

i basically didn't breathe for the last 10 seconds of that game. there was no doubt in my mind harden was going to score, so boy do i feel good 
Curry is so damn good at shooting. That box out on Howard was hilarious as well.
lol wow
Dubs in 5 in the finals.

Rockets put up 45 points in the 1st quarter. 45-22 on 77% shooting (8-9 on 3's). Welp.

 

edit: 69-59. Not over just yet.

And then there were two!
haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Well, that made things easier. Sucks for the Cavs though.
I appreciate the NBA trying to make this series stretch to 6 or 7 games. But you can stop now. Edit: Holy shit, I've never seen a team just not allowed to box out. This is insane.
I love that people are wetting themselves over LeBron's performance, where he shot less than 33%.
what game were you watching? and im sorry that he ONLY got a statline achieved by one other person ever in the NBA finals. for record, Lebron has led his team in Points, Assists, and Recounds like 35+ somethings times in the overall playoffs, over 20 times more than the next on the list. 

Cavs have absolutely no business winning this series, every game they win should be treated as remarkable. 
I just lost $100 on Game 2.  Fuck Lebron.
My cousin is going to game 3 and I'm extremely jealous 

first time i've ever been nervous these playoffs 

 

yikes

cavs are doubling steph at every opportunity not letting him run the offense and GS has practically no answer. 
jesus christ. delly is insane. 
Delly for FMVP
Poorly officiated. Again.
i mean what do these players have to lose with playing hard? its like the fight at the end of the super bowl, guys know when to pick their shots in regards to where it is in the game/series.  i think these 3 games have been amazing, albeit the pace has been slow at times late. 

Don't worry, I talked to Silver, he said he'll let us have the next game. 

The pattern to these games are hilariously obviously rigged though. Cavs do good 3 quarters, then the 4th quarter they let the Warriors be the Warriors and they catch up. You mean to tell me the Warriors, who have been the most consistent team, and tops in Scoring and Defense and blow through the West are slowed down by a team that didn't even win the EAST!? Not to mention they don't have Love or Irving as well. So fucking stupid. KYS Silver. Got to love LeBron​'s no call on the leg sweep attempt as well. 

We aren't worthy

Don't worry, I talked to Silver, he said he'll let us have the next game. 

The pattern to these games are hilariously obviously rigged though. Cavs do good 3 quarters, then the 4th quarter they let the Warriors be the Warriors and they catch up. You mean to tell me the Warriors, who have been the most consistent team, and tops in Scoring and Defense and blow through the West are slowed down by a team that didn't even win the EAST!? Not to mention they don't have Love or Irving as well. So fucking stupid. KYS Silver. Got to love LeBron​'s no call on the leg sweep attempt as well. 

you just sound like an idiot. its not like any of the calls were as blatantly missed in Game 3 as they were in Game 2. the Cavs are not letting the Warriors run their offense through Curry and its throwing off their entire gameplan. Cavs have been making great adjustments, Warriors have barely made any at all. Hopefully Lee stays in the starting lineup to give them a bigger offensive presence and help on the boards (where they are getting owned). Its a combination of the Cavs playing great and GS' inability to shoot early in the game, i mean the Cavs held the #1 Offense to 55 through 3 quarters last game...

You mean to tell me the Warriors, who have been the most consistent team, and tops in Scoring and Defense and blow through the West are slowed down by a team that didn't even win the EAST!?

Literally one of the dumbest things I've ever read. 

well you saying the warriors haven't made any adjustments is one of the dumbest things ive ever read

they've made plenty of adjustments and for the most part they work at the end of games. the warriors have absolutely been outplayed during these playoffs, but are still a speights missed dunk from being up 2-1. that's not fair to say as the cavs could be up 3-0 as well, but the warriors have missed open looks 

i honestly wouldn't be surprised if the warriors crushed the cavs next game. the cavs have blitzed every curry pick and roll and gentry/kerr finally figured out what to do in the 4th quarter. you slip lee out of the pick and roll so he gets a clear lane to the basket and surround the corners with shooters. not to mention i think they'll finally figure out lebron needs to be doubled more