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85 push ups, 80 sit ups, 31" waist, 9:17 run. I'm super pissed. FIVE FUCKING SECONDS  

Still got a 99, though. 

DIAPER DOMMY said:

damn i really wanna get bloodborne, the game looks tight 

Responding to this innocuous, earnest post made in good faith only to point out yet another of your sincere attempts to be recognized in this community that literally nobody will even acknowledge.

Decided to sleep in today. Mistake. People fighting upstairs. Eventually a cop comes knocking on my door basically demanding if anyone else was inside and if I had raped them. That's a fun accusation to get half-awake. Pointed him in the right direction but I don't think I'll be returning to bed. Solid start to the day.

damn i really wanna get bloodborne, the game looks tight 

I never played Dark Souls 1 but I played the second one. I'm definitely going to pick this up because Mayazaki's games are extremely rewarding to play. I was reading that they introduced guns into this one which could be interesting. I also like that they aren't making it more difficult than Dark Souls 2 because of how time consuming that shit can be. 

Decided to sleep in today. Mistake. People fighting upstairs. Eventually a cop comes knocking on my door basically demanding if anyone else was inside and if I had raped them. That's a fun accusation to get half-awake. Pointed him in the right direction but I don't think I'll be returning to bed. Solid start to the day.

Whatdoes he expect you to say in this situation? "Uh... no officer, I was just about to rape these poor saplings but then you guys came and killed the mood."

davo why do you respond to me when i've blocked you? i don't get it, do you honestly not have anything better to do? 

 

i've literally told you a thousand times that i do not like you. you just kinda remind me of the guy that doesn't really enjoy his life, but feels extremely empowered on an internet forum that no one really cares about anymore. now i understand your response (which i will not see because i have blocked you for probably over a year now)  will be something like "you clearly care as you are responding to me", but i still haven't read your message. i just know from process of elimination that you are the only person here that could of possibly responded to my comment and i am assume it was hateful 

just fuck off bro, you've literally been responding to me forever and i just rarely respond except for the few times i tell you to fuck off because i've blocked you 

definitely pick it up, reviews on the game have been fantastic 

i beat dark souls 1 but never got dark souls 2 because by then i was done with old-gen consoles. the combat for bloodborne is supposedly WAY more fast paced (you don't really have a shield) and the bosses look amazing. makes me want to pick up a PS4

me it's that you seem to have an impressive grasp on all of life's characters, you must be in a great position of perception!

Whatdoes he expect you to say in this situation? "Uh... no officer, I was just about to rape these poor saplings but then you guys came and killed the mood."

He didn't outright ask if I raped anyone, but as soon as I opened the door he was trying to get a look around and get in, asking if there was anyone else inside because he had received a phone call from a potential victim 10 minutes prior. Told him I just got up and am alone, but I don't think he believed me. Even somewhat shouted, "MA'AM ARE YOU THERE? MA'AM I'M OFFICER XXX..." as if there was actually someone back there. Told him I heard shouting, stomping, and door slamming directly up above and that was basically that after some more questions about what was going on.

Not the first time this has happened either. Issues with the people below me brought a cop to my door making asking about small theft. Just awaiting the day I come home and find my place raided because someone mistook it for a meth lab. If I hadn't been home to answer the door, I doubt the cop would of left my place alone if he thought anything rape-related was going on.  I would do well to know how cooperative the leasing office is with letting them in, might have to leave signs inside that proclaim my non-rape nature whenever I leave.

For those just tuning in: I know the person I'm addressing has "blocked" me and "isn't going to read" what I'm saying. This isn't for him. It's a performance. For you.

 

This isn't rare. It's at least the fifth time you've done it.

know from process of elimination

A true detective at work, sussing out that the person on his ignore list is the one whose post was hidden. College has definitely paid off for you

edit: or do you really just get so mad about "an internet forum that no one really cares about anymore" that you've blocked several people on it?

davo why do you respond to me when i've blocked you? i don't get it, do you honestly not have anything better to do?

The question on everyone's mind is why you respond to me when you've blocked me. Why bother blocking if you're still going to tell me

literally a thousandabloobloobloo

you guys are sewwwwww cute
Been pissing out my ass for far too long now and I don't entirely feel I'm in a period of dehydration pls advise
DIAPER DOMMY said:

damn i really wanna get bloodborne, the game looks tight 

Responding to this innocuous, earnest post made in good faith only to point out yet another of your sincere attempts to be recognized in this community that literally nobody will even acknowledge.

DEAD surprise

For those just tuning in: I know the person I'm addressing has "blocked" me and "isn't going to read" what I'm saying. This isn't for him. It's a performance. For you.

 

This isn't rare. It's at least the fifth time you've done it.

know from process of elimination

A true detective at work, sussing out that the person on his ignore list is the one whose post was hidden. College has definitely paid off for you

edit: or do you really just get so mad about "an internet forum that no one really cares about anymore" that you've blocked several people on it?

davo why do you respond to me when i've blocked you? i don't get it, do you honestly not have anything better to do?

The question on everyone's mind is why you respond to me when you've blocked me. Why bother blocking if you're still going to tell me

literally a thousandabloobloobloo

DIAPER DOMMY said:

damn i really wanna get bloodborne, the game looks tight 

Responding to this innocuous, earnest post made in good faith only to point out yet another of your sincere attempts to be recognized in this community that literally nobody will even acknowledge.

post reeks of bitterness.  Tbf even if an xyox prostitution tier post might not be responded to in 30-40 minutes given the activity level on this forum.

DIAPER DOMMY said:

damn i really wanna get bloodborne, the game looks tight 

Responding to this innocuous, earnest post made in good faith only to point out yet another of your sincere attempts to be recognized in this community that literally nobody will even acknowledge.

post reeks of bitterness.  Tbf even if an xyox prostitution tier post might not be responded to in 30-40 minutes given the activity level on this forum.

ok
How's Moose's dick taste Grif?

How's Moose's dick taste Grif?

**sighs**

Decided to sleep in today. Mistake. People fighting upstairs. Eventually a cop comes knocking on my door basically demanding if anyone else was inside and if I had raped them. That's a fun accusation to get half-awake. Pointed him in the right direction but I don't think I'll be returning to bed. Solid start to the day.

"Well, officer... Define rape."

How's Moose's dick taste Grif?

**Chokes**

Fixed.

Well played haha.

But in all seriousness I'm almost positive I called out Moose for posting pretentiously about college last week.  If i'm on anyone's dick it would probably be Windex or Mike, if he would ever post again.

Just posting to distance myself from Platano and to note that I don't endorse anything he says.

davo why do you respond to me when i've blocked you? i don't get it, do you honestly not have anything better to do? 

 

i've literally told you a thousand times that i do not like you. you just kinda remind me of the guy that doesn't really enjoy his life, but feels extremely empowered on an internet forum that no one really cares about anymore. now i understand your response (which i will not see because i have blocked you for probably over a year now)  will be something like "you clearly care as you are responding to me", but i still haven't read your message. i just know from process of elimination that you are the only person here that could of possibly responded to my comment and i am assume it was hateful 

just fuck off bro, you've literally been responding to me forever and i just rarely respond except for the few times i tell you to fuck off because i've blocked you 



are really letting this:



bother you?

ya right

 

davo&platano are like the 2015 version of kobe&shaq. 

Just bustin ya balls Grif.

If anything, me and Davo are like Jordan and Pippen. Obviously I'm Mike.

pls advise anus is now raw
Sounds like you're assed out to me Desa.

Been pissing out my ass for far too long now and I don't entirely feel I'm in a period of dehydration pls advise

Have you tried any pepto? I would probably see a doctor if you've been pissing out of your ass for several days. That's no fun. For a raw ass you could put something on it....

Desa, immodium.

 

Heroin will work, but immodium is probably more readily at hand.

Yo it's fuckin LIT.

imodium*

 

thanks for the effort though nerd(s) (srs)

Heroin + Metamucil, then.
looking at that shit like why the fuck would i ever fuck with wii controller ghetto blocks

That's $275 profit in my pocket nigga.

Do you smoke weed? Smokin a blunt after chewin one of these is like smokin several.

I don't understand, why does my xanax look like a normal pill and those are bars?
Those are 2 mg dosages, you might be taking a .25 or a .5 dosage I believe. 3 mg's are triangles and I haven't be able to get my hands on those yet. Need a plug that's a doctor and not just people with scripts.