yard flooded, gotta get new pipes, look at this tractor, im watering land.
you know what I'm doing? im fucking standing on top of a roof naked masturbating chanting like an Indian with shit sliding down the back of my leg.
literally there are so many other things u guys could bring up to break the ice with and bring some life here but u fucking talk about ur pipes......seriously...... how fucking dead is this place
a lot of us are in our twenties and in school. actually trying to start families and shit. sorry we all can't be wild n crazy anymore.