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what you do is...instead of letting it shoot out..hold it as long as possible..soon it will just oooz out...its quite funny and messy
I'd google it myself, but I don't quite know how to put "Not masturbating forever and having semen eventually ooze out of the penis."
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I'd google it myself, but I don't quite know how to put "Not masturbating forever and having semen eventually ooze out of the p**is."
opps lol, i ment to say that, when you jerkin it, instead of just having it fly all over the place, just hold it in and it will come out like puss when you pop a zit.

Google thing ment, i found that info on google

FOUND IT:

At first I thought MaleMultipleOrgasm (MMOrg) is just a myth but after searching the net and practicing, I realized it isn't.

We need to establish two important things first before continuing.

1. Orgasm and ejaculation are two different things.

2. After an ejaculation, one may need some time to regain erection.

Now what we want to do is avoid ejaculation while having an orgasm. Most of the time, these two occur simultaneously. At the point of you having your orgasm, less than half second after, ejaculation takes place. Now it may sound impossible but it isn't.

I'm willing to share this experience of MMOrg (MaleMultipleOrgasm) with you curious guys. I tried and practiced every way (without buying e-books, only the difficult-to-find free stuff about MMOrg) there is, and discovered how great the human body is.

First point:
Do the PC flex thing. It's when you're nearing the PONR (PointOfNoReturn), you stop the stimulation and squeeze your PC muscle as hard as you can. We want to befriend our PC muscle in this first point.

Second point:
Ejaculation is always accompanied by muscle tension in most parts of the body. Your heart beat is faster, your entire body often stiffens, and of course the PCMuscles contract several times. You are often not relaxed, you are excited, you breathe heavily. I hope you get the picture of what is entailed with ejaculation.

Third point:
You trigger your PCMuscles by stimulating the Frenulum or the Trigger Zone (the area behind the Glans). When you enter your woman in missionary position, the part of your penis that faces her clit is called the Glans. Stimulating the Glans does the opposite to your PCMuscles, it relaxes it.

Fourth point:
Shut yourself inside a room, and practice this.
Have an erection, get your favorite lubricant (I use KYJelly), lay on your back, fold your knees and be RELAXED. Don't proceed without understanding the first threee points described above. Now using your palm, SLOWLY stimulate the Glans (refer to Third Point to know where the Glans is). For uncut men, this part would be very sensitive, but endure it. Accept the sensitivity, feel your entire body react to this stimulation. Don't resist it, instead be part of it. Breath in slowly while letting your stomach bloat (like all the air you inhaled went to your stomach), then breath out all the air in your stomach slowly through your mouth, until your abs are flexed. Breathing correctly will help you in accepting the sensation that is almost unbearable at first. As you do this, remember the second point. You don't want your heart to beat fast, you don't want to stiffen your body muscles and literally any of it. You should feel the intense feelings your stimulation produces, but you are breathing slowly with your stomach. Now remember the first point. In the stimulation you're doing on the Glans, your PCMuscle should not contract, it should remain completely relaxed. Befriending your PCmuscle while doing the first point would let you know when it is relaxed, and when it is not. If you're doing it right, the back of your legs upto your butt will perspire(sweat), but your upper extremities will not. Funny, but you'll know that it works if you sweat like this.
In any situation you feel that your heart is rapidly beating, stop or slow down the glans-stimulation and take more deep breaths with your stomach. Resume if you feel RELAXED.

Key #1:
Be RELAXED. By relaxed I mean - your heart doesn't pound rapidly, there is no tension on your PCMuscle, no muscle in your body is tensioned.

Key #2:
BREATH PROPERLY. Breath in slowly putting the air inside your stomach (it should bloat), and breath out ALL AND I MEAN ALL the air from your stomach (it should shrink from being bloaty). This goes all through out the entire process.

Key #3:
When you arrive at the PONR (PointOfNoReturn-it's when you feel you're already cumming), DON'T FORGET TO BREATH PROPERLY. You want to have an orgasm with a RELAXED (please see Key#1 for definition) PCMuscle and body. At first, you can stop the stimulation when you feel your PCMuscles tensioning, but do have your Dry Orgasm. Your cum must OOZE OUT NOT SQUIRT out of your body. On your next attempt, try not to stop the stimulation while you orgasm, and again your PCMuscles should not tension (breath properly).

Key #4:
Now straighten out your legs. Use your cum to stimulate your entire dick and feel horny! You will be surprised you're still hard, and your sex drive hasn't lowered down! Do the opposite, i.e. breathe heavily, stiffen your legs and EJACULATE! You'll have the BEST EJACULATION you'll ever have.

Key #5:
Don't do Key #4, instead have another Dry Orgasm (not ejaculation) by repeating the entire process. You can have an orgasm like forever withough having an ejaculation and still be hard. You'll notice that after the second Dry Orgasm, your body will be more sensitive, like touching your chest, neck, balls, the area between your balls and your arsehole will bring tides of eroticism.

With your woman:
Knowing all these, you'll now enter your woman in a more relaxed body. Being RELAXED lets you avoid PrematureEjaculation. What you can do is, when you are near PONR, withdraw from her, and let your girlfriend lick vigorously your Glans, and have a Dry Orgasm. Do this everytime you are nearing PONR. Look what happens after your third Dry Orgasm (you should stand penetration without orgasm or ejaculation for more than 30 min).

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get a gilrfreind and wont have to jack-off anymore but dude thats hard watch afte about 3 weeks and you are gonna jerk and you are going to nut so sick i mean a lot hahahaha lol
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Have you tried it before effectively? I think this would take me quite a few tries. Plus it's hard to read this while laying down...
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I lost before finishing the first page of this thread.
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I lost before finishing the first page of this thread.
Is that why your keyboard is so sticky? And I'm not talking about grenades baby.
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Is that why your keyboard is so sticky? And I'm not talking about grenades baby.
No matter how much you turn me on, I WILL NOT cyber with you!
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is it posssible to run out of seaman if you do it too often????
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get a gilrfreind and wont have to jack-off anymore but dude thats hard watch afte about 3 weeks and you are gonna jerk and you are going to nut so sick i mean a lot hahahaha lol
That's one of the rules. Doesn't count if someone else does it for you.
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