The Never Before Seen :: Epicest Thread of All

This just might be the greatest thread of all. The longer you've been on this site, the more you'll appreciate this thread. Which makes this the epicest thread.

Here's hows this is going to work. Each month, I will host a video that has never been hosted before. Some videos go back as back to 4/19/2005, that's two months after this site was re-launched with Rippon's Montage sponsored by H2F.

Some of you have seen some of these videos if you came to few MLG events in 06 and 07. But none of these have been ever hosted. Some of the videos are corny for today's terms, but they were awesome back then.

Here's the full list (this list will be updated as time goes by), I'm giving their title right now. And check this thread every month to see a new download in the following order:

1. A crappy good montage: A dedicated Montage maker who wanted to make a montage so bad, he decided put a camcorder down next to him while he played 100s of games. This is SayIWin's montage sent to me on March 5th, 2006. Yes the montage sucks, but you can imagine how popular Halo 2 Motnages were back then... anything anybody made became popular back then. Download link available now, click here

Bonus: Captain 67 calls Indica Haz3 after having 32 beers. Audio file sent to me on: January 2006. Download the audio file here

2. DeathsMother Drunk and High: Use H3F's search function and look for deathsmother, you will soon find that he just might be the funniest mofo to have visited this site. And his videos might just make you pee in your diapers. This is a video recorded while bunch of H2Fers were playing random games while DeathsMother was Drunk... and possibly High. Video will be available Download Link available now, click here

3. GunShot has a secret life on Halo 2: Even he won't know when he did this video, that's how old this is. I can't spare any details or him or his cronies will find out about it and probably leak it. Just know that it's silly, and if I had posted it back then, it would be the funniest thing ever. Video sent to me 2/21/06, Download it Here

4. OscarMayerNinja's Behind the Montage: There was a time when OscarMayerNinja was the most popular H2Fer. This video is him taking the montage making commitment to the streets of Florida. He randomly decides to go out on streets of Florida and asked them what they think about halo montages. Video sent to me November 9th, 2005. Download it Here :: YouTube Stream

Bonus Video: "I touch myself", A Z's Nipple Production

5. Tsquare is a cry baby: <no description yet>. Video available April 2009

6. StephensAngel's p.ssy: A video recorded in H2 Pregame Lobby. This chick named StephensAngel makes sounds out of her p.ssy. Sent to me March 10, 2006. Will be available May 2009

7. Walshy + Halo 2 + Drunk = Poopy: A gameplay from Walshy against XiT Woundz on Lockout where he's drunk. FB is kicking XiT's ass and Ogre 2 is verbally abusing XiT. The mics were muted so xit doesn't know about this, but I do. When MLG wasn't so big and hadn't yet start controlling the players, I used to receive gameplays from everyone. Walshy sent this to me on April 6, 2006. "Get Pooped on" was popular back then, so walshy named this file POOPY.wmv. Full gameplay available on June 2009

8. Boom HeadShot: Bunch of kids during the H2 craze made this video of being themselves, goofing around doing crazy things. But when you watch this video, you'll realize how life used to be when H2 was new and how much fun you had playing with friends. This video would be ignored if it had been hosted when it was originally sent to me on September 2005... but watching it now looking back three years ago, this video might just bring back the good fun memories of Halo 2. Video will be released in July 2009

9. Grunts R Us: Does these two names mean anything to you? FURIOSA and SLUTSMASHER? They starred in a short film in November 2005. I always knew those two would leave some impression on H3F and decided to hold on to the video for at least few years. Video to be released in August 2009

.. more will be updated .. keep checking...

PS: You might ask, "why did you never host these videos". The answer is: Cuz I'm an uber genius and I sensed a time in future when I'll create this epic thread. That's just how epic me is.