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04-06-2007
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wow, if nothing comes out when you spank it, it means you shouldnt be spankin it......i guess the kid thinks chokin his dick makes him cool
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"I was masturbating a little while ago and I think I masturbated too fast and my foreskin abruptly came off, and I slowly wrapped it up again. Am I in deep trouble? (age 19)"
ROFL. thats so stupid. LOL



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04-11-2007
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"I was masturbating a little while ago and I think I masturbated too fast and my foreskin abruptly came off, and I slowly wrapped it up again. Am I in deep trouble? (age 19)"
ROFL. thats so stupid. LOL
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The last one was funny, didnt know 12 and 13 year olds masturbate or accually could..
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04-11-2007
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What site were you on again?

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04-11-2007
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ROFL. I'm not joking. ROFL

10-14 times a day every day? WTF? On a day off, if I was lucky, I could maybe crank out 8.
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04-11-2007
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"...my foreskin came off...wrapped in back up..."

Thats so funny.
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04-11-2007
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14 times a day!!!!!

That kid must be deprived




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04-11-2007
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The one where "Apparently" hes beating off with a Knife, I think he has Pubic Lice XD
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04-23-2007
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LAMO his forskin came off!
I bring this up because masturbating makes my other nipple get bigger, but the weird one stays the same. I was wondering if I should do anything about it.
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